I just stood and clapped at my desk and I don’t care who saw it.

“Timely, succinct, and sounds like something from Star Wars.”

I’d like to talk more about this Troublegum and also clarify which Narnia books he is in?

I feel this way too (probably because I’m also Midwestern?). I guess I never thought of them as some rich program, but what do I know, I’m a big 10 kid living in a pac 12 world. The south is confusing to me.

you magnificent bastard

Oh, news from the front! Are they getting appropriate amounts of shit? How so? All of you GDI’s at UO should gather up a bunch of garbage and dump it in the lawn of their frat.

We really missed an opportunity here.

Our principal’s name was Mr. Hoover and every year someone spray-painted Nothing Sucks Like A Hoover at the four way stop in front of the building because some jokes are just timeless. I believe that in my younger sisters year (or around her year) they posted an all night guard on the four way stop the night before…

Shoutout to Garbage for their amazing and criminally under-appreciated Bond theme song, second best Bond theme song sung by a Shirley!!!!

I wore a hideous/majestic classically 2000s 10 Things I Hate About You inspired two-piece turquoise prom dress to my prom. You know, with the satiny top and the weird taffeta skirt bottom thing. I felt awkward and ugly and uncomfortable in it and secretly hated myself wearing it.

Not only did I reply to the wrong post, but the post from that original reply I misread and it was the OP’s boyfriend’s DAD not the actual boyfriend.

Yeah, I did.

Oh! Your boyfriend’s DAD!

Your BF kinda sounds like a dick. Not because he wants a prenup, but because he assumes your family is broke because they aren’t obnoxious about having money. Like, is having money a zero sum game for him? Either you’re wiping your but with Tubmans or you’re shoeless?

When I stopped watching she was impregnated by the leader of a Mexican drug cartel. I have no idea what season that was...so to me it is the last. (It might actually be the last).

“Jenji Kohan just cannot hold it together for more than a couple of seasons.”

I saw Lauryn Hill on her Miseducation tour in 8th grade, and while I don’t remember if she came on stage late, I do remember that the concert was electric and she played everything from Miseducation and tons from The Score and I shout-rapped every word (that I could) and was the most gangly awkward white Lauryn Hill…

I want you to know that I reject this guy’s “Star” and “Exactly!” response to me. I have no idea what I possibly said that he could agree with...because my sentiments are nowhere in the realm of where his dickbrain is. My only responses were that the OP seemed highly underpaid for that career + experience...nothing…

I love Beyonce AND I love reading books that matter to me over and over!

This is a very good assessment.