Crack Pipe

Let’s also remember a time when Subaru inexplicably made an Outback version as well. Let’s remember a time long forgotten when wagons were so fucking cool that Subaru had TWO hot wagons in the range. Every day we stray further from God.

I’m sorry, but you posted the softest ass I’ve ever seen. Such weird proportions.

hottest cancel the preseason take yet.

If any blogger ever goes missing around here you can bet it was the someone from Kotaku, or some Jalopni that builds submarines.

What Harley wants it future to look like:

That interior is ridiculously nice. Designer deserves much kudos.

Thanks! You’re going to see plenty more in a couple days.

with out the panels it looks like something i made out of lego and then spent ages running round the house with making vroom noises before accidentally launching it through the kitchen window and blaming it on the cat

It’s a giant $85,900, 180 MPH SUV that can run from zero to 60 in 3.5 seconds, and also tow a 7,200 pound boat.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

Even though I KNOW I would never (comfortably) fit since I’m 6'4", I still said np. Fuck it, I think it’s cool.

I mean, look, I’m 5'6", so I don’t totally mind, but I guess I just want an Esprit V8.

I voted NP, fuck it, get the blow and let’s party

The nearly 600 mile range had me interested, but it’s an automatic and they tack on a bunch of other options that I don’t need.

Gotta play defense to get dunked on, man.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a trade where each team ends up with a different-sized version of the player they already had.

ok, so that’s 12 vehicles sold

When I was in marketing, we talked about “heavy users” and “repeat”. I was selling yogurt and we’d look at Chobani and Fage hardcore users and think, that stuff tastes like taint, why would people buy 8 per trip while category average was 3?

Even if this ends up sucking, we’ll have to give Hyundai credit for trying. Which they’ll deserve!