And here’s what Mr. Mime would look like if he was designed today.

C) oral sex

I hate that kind of thing in any game.

I’m going to buck the trend.

People should be tried for war crimes if they attempt to put Missingno in the pokemon bank.

My car’s theme is: “Fuck it. It still runs.”

Grey, Gold and White never looked this good.

Damn, that just went too football for me... I got lost.

“TL;DR”

My response to those assholes would have been “I decided to go pound sand on Yelp and while I am at it I’ll start a blog on asshole mechanic shops and make sure to link my upcoming article on your incompetence and failure to meet me halfway on a very simple matter in every blog post, Jalopnik comment, forum post and…

What we need is a passionate yet disillusioned crew chief to take spare parts from the non-functioning birds and put them together to build a new chopper. Maybe a controversial lieutenant could offer suggestions that would make the homemade contraption very useful to the military. If you needed engines or something…

Where’s the Durango? It’s only 199.8"

I’m sure she’ll grow up to eventually love the D.

Very few things actually make my heart race as fast as it did the first time (and last time) I saw this drop.

Someone posted the legendaries for Sun and Moon:

Oh hell yeah, 106k miles and under $5,000 for this is NP all day long, figure you’re getting 4runner like capabilities for $2-4k less and undoubtedly less miles

When will the Bronco troll post end

Those stormtroopers would be right at home. For the Emperor.

Have you been to a pickup court recently? He’s definitely making every 15-year old in America worse.