i’ve never seen u and mr. regular in the same room. ergo, u must be the same person. 

Delightful write up, man. 

goddam you have a delightful sense of humor. 

bulllllshite. that’s a veritable lifted wagon. 

FCA notwithstanding, sure, but i wouldn’t bet on brands. durango gets pretty good marks for what it is. and that v8 hauls ass. 

Dodge Durango and it’s not close. 

we political scientists call those heuristics. 

yo you should hire a political scientist, tho. 

fuck yeah. welcome back old friend. 

accidentally left my classical music playing in background and was convinced someone had overlaid it. try it. 

i remember posting about what a bag of dicks this dude was back in the day and all the tech-jabronis were like “waaah.” vindication.

that dude is still around?

holy shit.

one of these is a smushed durango.

will this fill the ruroni kenshin shaped hole in my heart.

so...how’d this go over w the higher ups?

haha permadeath would be pretty shitty in all fairness.

give us permadeath. or angry pokes. or creatures that actually seem like creatures...always felt it was weird that these pokes “feel” “good” when you give them tickles, but don’t mind that you let them get the living bejesus kicked out of them. i realize you’re not supposed to think that hard about it, but the series…

Thanks for the update. Mike: you’re beloved around here. To your health, and the health of your family.

k, bye.