woa woa woa.

hah! that’s good.

i’m positive it’s fun for all involved. but it doesn’t make it any less trivial. but, c’est la vie. everything and nothing is trivial to some extent.

the lazy man wouldn’t have bothered to leave a comment on a very important, anonymous message board. you caught me!

Impressive, but...unpopular opinion: there are few things more pointless in all of Motorsports than these fucking dumb Ring lap times.

Oh my god this just got cross-posted to Jalopnik. Gone be confusion. And weeping and gnashing of teeth. Them boys do NOT like their cars with a side of political potato salad. Gonna sip my artisinal beer and just sit back and watch the fireworks.

This is great KINJA, all these whiny fuckers be damned.

Note: I see this post has generated a few stars. Let the record state that nothing annoys me more than the “stick to sports” crowd. In these dark days, one can never be fully sure that internet peoples get sarcasm.

did i miss the “stick to motorsports” complaints? they have to be around here somewhere.

dick petty can shove jr’s tweeter right up his keester.

fuck you, dick petty.

i wish i had this sort of discretionary fun-money. goodness.

defensive players are IDIOTS during two-minute drills. fucking moron corner blew out my MCL during my senior year in this very same context. i somehow managed to play the last two games of the season. the whole ordeal sucked. that corner can rot in hell.

probs cotd

JALOP detected.

I am sure your umbrage is noted and will be taken into account during the next operations and planning meeting.

rtic makes a cheaper, comparable product. you’d be a fool to purchase a yeti. i’ve got both their roto-molded and softsides and have been chuffed with their performance.

rtic makes a cheaper, comparable product. you’d be a fool to purchase a yeti. i’ve got both their roto-molded and…

oh, man, daddy likey.

The only thing worse than a massive kidney-shaped grill is a fake kidney-shaped grill...that’s purple.

i regret that i have but one star to give.