alex roy has the countenance of a royal douche.

I can barely walk in a goddam straight line. How this is possible is well and truly beyond me.

obligatory:

This is an important note.

I could watch this every day.

+1 *wank off motion*

spill the dirt, tom. answer this man’s questions.

“it’s been real?” damn, that’s cold. you gotta protect you and yours. appreciate you sharing that message.

Dead.

....guilty as charged. my intro to american govt class salutes all ye brave stock photographers!

U WANT REGULATION ON HOW WE USE R CARS? UNAMERICAN. FREE MARKETS! WE DO WAT WE WANT, PATRECK. /s

You’ll be fine.

savage.

the video below the jumps is the real winner. thanks for including that, stef. so great to see this advocacy work, and how this dude’s bringing smiles and love to these kids. man, love it.

what’s that gif from? love it.

that is a beautiful currr.

that’s my president. not this orange fucker.

what a goddam clown. lived through that, wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

1st gear: Appreciate another opportunity to say “fuck that guy.”

jimmy is such a wiener.