By “see,” we should point out that this word is used in the loosest of senses. That much magnification is a stretch...we’re talking spec / blob at absolute best.

It is, but correcting that much dope? Very few sighting systems would allow for that range of correction.

Could’ve kept the city-symmetry and gone with “golden showers.”

That’s a nice distinction that makes a lot of sense regarding this new footage.

In the race to spring and the back of his head, who wins: the weather or his receding hairline?

+1 mistaken identity.

Fucking right.

I read the first three paragraphs and had to skip to the comment section before I inevitably get interrupted by toddler to say: your description of this lovely man is delightful. I love it. Such warmth. Thanks for sharing. Okay, now back to the top.

THIS IS GR8 KEENJA!!!1!1!1!

How I feel about this news.

Fuck that noise. A fool and his / her money are easily parted.

Wonderful photos, Kurt! Thanks much for sharing. This spread was a real treat.

Hold me, Mother!!

I am a dad. I like old man things.

This douchenozzle writer loves LSU hot takes; of particular note are his “thoughts” regarding the Tiger enclosure / vet program.

LS swap.

This should go over well.

False. Everyone should own one of these beautiful bastards. But, seriously, spring for a compound, sliding saw. Far greater utility in that you significantly increase the range of cuts you can make.

False. Everyone should own one of these beautiful bastards. But, seriously, spring for a compound, sliding saw. Far…