A bunch of broken BMWs, a handful of miatas, and a Porsche. You guys applied to work for Jalopnik yet or what.

You mean “posts at Jalopnik” wasn’t enough to get you over the hump? Huh.

For what it’s worth: Apparently he’s glued to his twitter.

I could never figure out if he was in on the joke or if he really did take himself that seriously. At any rate, it is curious that he’s not around. Maybe he succumbed to Florida Man.

What happened to Freddy, anyways? Not that user-generated list-posts are all that much added value, but I enjoyed the wrenching articles well enough. To be fair, the new guy who does the write ups on wrenching is a bit more thorough / interesting, but he is a bit less humorous.

Bloated but yes.

👌🏽

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but an accountant, an engineer, and the devil walk into a bar...”

Simple design language. Huh. Wait, what is that again?

Yeah but that’s like halfway to another jeep sooo...

beautiful.

What’s the over-under on it being vaporware? Looks dope. But fool me twice...

The theme song for our times.

+1 whistle

He’s no Tim Tebow.

i love her. don’t tell mrs. federale.

Don’t care, will wait.

EAT THE RICH

Someone should have informed Rodger that that collar makes his head look like it’s on a pole. Far too thick; particularly for that knot. *scoff* For shame.