The thought of having 4 kids in 5 years makes my vagina want to seal up, but you do you Hilaria.

It’s like mocking a fat person on the treadmill. What do you want them to do!?

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

That panicked look back to make sure he’s not being chased are everything to me.

Wow, poor asshole baby can’t handle the consequences for his racist actions.

The quotes from the building security guards are everything. They are salivating for him to show up so they can throw him out.

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

“I pay for their welfare.”

Sup

Oh, oh! I know this one, it’s the Boomers!

haha yah baby boomers are crazy

I have double my salary in student loan debt, does that count?

I expect a lot of depressed millenials in this thread

Eh. Meghan should just keep doing what she’s doing and ignore them. Samantha Grant and Thomas Markle Jr. both come off as trash. If Piers Morgan calls you out, it’s time to reevaluate your life.

While I generally agree with you about dudes coming in and posting braggadocious sex things, I sort of feel Masshole James has been around long enough that I don’t even side-eye his lecherously gay ways anymore. Maybe I’m just desensitized.

“(DiCaprio) is taking a pay cut to work with Quentin Tarantino again on Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. That’s the movie about the Manson murders, where Leo and Brad Pitt will be playing Sharon Tate’s neighbors.”

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

“Sadly, the entire white side of my family are trash and I have to live with this burden.”

But I think it’s also some quite elegant shade, making it clear they’re not close to begin with and that this isn’t as big of a deal as the press and her trashy family members are making it out to be.