Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

“Your Second Amendment rights are under siege, but they will never, ever be under siege, as long as I’m your president,”

Remember when yelling awkwardly or spelling “potato” wrong was enough to end your political career??

Remember when that was a prerequisite to even running for office?

“There’s no sign more inviting to a [mass murderer] than a sign that states that this is a gun free zone.”
 

Remember that time we elected a president who didn’t talk about himself non-stop?

Does anyone even watch the Netflix episodes? I was so excited about the first new season and I ended up hating episode one so much I couldn’t bear to watch the rest... too disappointing.

Plenty of people survived the Holocaust and didn’t go on to rape children.

Obligatory!

So, if Cosby had been acquitted would they still have given him the boot?

If Mr Polanski wants to be reinstated, he should be able to be reinstated. Provided that he submit written justification for reinstatement in person to the Academy’s offices in California.

When I read the announcement that he’d be kicked out I thought it was too little too late, but the knowledge that this bullshit “punishment” actually upsets him to the point of consulting with a legal team gives me great pleasure. Is there anything else he can be kicked out of? A frequent flyer mile program? A…

He was blindsided because he never thought in a million years the Academy would have kicked him out... and they wouldn’t have either, but then they had to kick out Bill Cosby and didn’t want to look like fucking hypocrites.

OK BUT DOES SHE WATCH VANDERPUMP RULES

They were good but they were no 30 odd foot of grunts.

Don’t talk about Dogstar like that.

Also, after the WH press corps soiled itself over Michelle Wolf calling Sarah Sanders a liar, Giulani just confirmed that, yes, she’s been lying to them for months. Do you think any of them will call her on it?

So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

Ladies and gentlemen, when the dust settles and we start to see books and films being created about this time in our history I can think of no better filmarkers to capture the sheer brilliance of the Trump team than the Cohen brothers.

Goddamn.