HOW ARE WE NOT ALL TALKING ABOUT THE “SUCK MY BALLS” BREAKDOWN IT’S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT AT WORK RN

Ask and you shall receive :)

I think it’s funny and cute how much “momming” Britney inspires. I don’t care about her music but I want her to be happy and healthy. She’s endearing.

Kanye is going through his undergrad phase. Cute, I guess.

Get it Britney.

Brit looks happy. That makes me happy. 

“recordings that Cohen attempted to use as leverage against Trump’s associates may have come back to haunt all of them...”

Lindsay Graham said he could be murdered on the floor and no one would convict.

I definitely already was bisexual, but this video made me a lesbian. Like, I went from about a 3 to a strong 8, and the damn scale ends at 6!

I don’t think Cruz has a spine either.

I just want them to be happy together.

On second thought, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to elect a racist, misogynist, Russian-loan financed toddler as president?

How I keep my anxious, pregnant sister from hearing this story, is the real question here

I have a reason to share this now.

Every time I see that header gif, I’m reminded of this:

Maybe I’m crazy, but I don’t get it. Lorde was obviously referencing her bathtub. Just a post that’s something silly, mildly chuckled at, and dismissed. She loves her bathtub, and that song is probably sung at every moment of every day at some place around the world, because it was ridiculously popular and it’s…

I don’t think my mind would ever go to, “oh Lorde is making a cruel comment about the death of a beloved pop star before taking a relaxing bath”. People (by which I mean humans, and the magazine) need to chill out sometimes.

“Yooooou were always on my mind.”

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.