Not to make light of the tragedy, but OF COURSE it was a G35 driver.

I need you to go sit in time out. S197 was just joking. I need you to think about how your reaction was not an appropriate response. Come back to us when you feel like you’re ready to play nice. 

Headlights tell me all I need to know...

For all of those asking “WHY?”

Range Rovers are convincing proof that money doesn’t buy sense. Despite decades-long history involving a constellation of equipment and engine failures, and despite the fact that a good off-roader that will actually start, stop and go reliably can be had for 1/5 the price of a topline Range Rover, people still buy…

Yeah I think this is a 2k car.

How does a 6-digit odometer roll over? Does it seriously have 1,057,917 miles?

Abused, poorly maintained, wrecked and reconstructed. None of the maintenance or wrecks will EVER show up on a Carfax. For every government agency that is well funded there are two like Gary, Indiana. City vehicles are falling apart and being cannibalized before they are ever sold.

 It’s got a well-used regular motor, a 330 cubic inch plant, it’s got new tires, tired suspension, probably some kind of shocks. It’s a model made for flex fuel so it’ll run good on E85 gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

FWD Lincoln Continental. Hey, lets take a Taurus with the head gasket blowing 3.8 and not much better AXOD (one of the worst engine/trans combos ever IMO) add air suspension and automatic climate control.

First thing I noticed. The original had Crown Vic/Grand Marquis wheels. Original sled on the right, new one on the left.

Can we just appreciate for a second how awesome the wheels are on the crash test machine?!

Fuck me. Did Will.I.Am's grandpa build this or what?

I feel I can most accurately assess the value of this car, since I am currently on my 3rd V6 3rd Gen Camry Wagon.

It lacks the traditional rear bumper dent, but does have damage to the RR door at the bottom.

The 4 cylinder was mocked in the article, but TBH I would prefer it. Far easier maintenance. That said, saddled with an auto in a wagon would have perhaps been a bit much. I dont recall if these were available with a 2.2 stick, but if so that would be the one for me (and make me want to pay asking price.  If it was a…

That’s what I meant.  I could have worded it better. Rosewood would never drive a K car.

What you did there - I see it.

Hank Arron Foratow

Who bought the 4C? Hank Fuckme?