That’s a fair point - however, the friend she called likely wasn’t drunk to 3x the limit. If we’re giving a pass to the driver because of her state - I think we also need to call out the “friend” for inaction.

“Chao told Keinan the water was rising and she was going to die and said ‘I love you’ to Keinan prior to the vehicle going underwater.”

This body style has aged like a wet fart and then there’s this:

Here’s another Lego Porsche crash test and this one is a bit more violent than the one linked above.

That is clean enough that I kinda want it to make a proper powered GLH clone and wouldn’t feel bad about using this to do it.

Hoo hoo! Big birthday blowout!

Some complexes have a raised platform or walkway surrounding said dumpster so that users dont have to lob things upward to get them in. Wouldn’t surprise me if this were the case and she leaned over to try and retrieve something and fell in.

I see a big caster wheel on the back.  That’s it.

Porsche just is not my trip, but I can certainly respect the journey.

Yeah, that makes more sense now. That filter is a total easy grab and the drain plug too.

Not being nitpicky, but the Fairmont ended production in 1983 and never had a V6 - only a 4, straight 6 and V8.

What an ugly ass truck.

Only if you put her butt here.

The answer still is

Yup. My mom’s ‘81 Fairmont wagon was *perfect* for such shenanigans.

I think the “writers” here are using the same tactic one of my kids used.

Know what’s going on there in West Grand Traverse Bay?

Granted these cars arent new, but I had a 2006 Ford Econoline and 2007 Focus and replaced both of the clusters which brought the mileage from the donor vehicles. One went lower (Focus - I replaced the cluster to get a tachometer) and the E350 I replaced trying to diagnose some erratic gauges. I wound up having to put…

even in excellent condition this thing is worth $1,500-$2,500

That’s the joke.