Yeah, even after I “outgrew” the FP cars and people - I used that thing for a garage for my hotwheels.

If you havent already, go check out the original article where these were collected from. So many that didnt make the cut for the slideshow.  It brought back a LOT of memories for me anyway. https://jalopnik.com/what-was-your-favorite-childhood-car-toy-1850844406

Piss Jugman is the new Chuck Norris. He invented his own martial art out of boredom, called Piss Kik You.

Haha, I still call shitty drivers that change lanes aimlessly “Jam Cars”.

My kids who are in their 20s and 30s still talk about us all playing with this.  Man it ate batteries.

You dang kids and your multiple COLORS. We had the OG one!

HOLY SHIT - I had totally forgotten about this.  Now I want one again.  Thanks for the memory jog!

I’m in the collision repair space and I am well familiar with this stuff. Take a look at the $1200 F150 LED taillights that are failing due to water intrusion, some even taking the blind spot modules out and even causing a no-start. They’re great until they aren’t.

Entirely possible. Some Toyotas have the adaptive cruise sensor behind the grille emblem and if you dont use the correct emblem, it won’t work because it cant see through it.

Yup, same here. They’re back there for a reason. I would also have to ditch the hitch as my shins started hurting as soon as I noticed how far the receiver stuck out.

It’s no KN car, thats for sure.

Nitpick, but the exhaust seems wonky - broken hanger?

I’ll go one further - worst engine/transmission combination:

*looks at windshield lettering*

Does the mess hall on board serve cheeseburger cheeseburgers?

They only had one of those, the rest were Caravans. But hell yeah, that’s the one I wanted.

Color matched bumpers denote a Sport model.

I dont HATE it, but I dont like it anywhere near enough for the asking price.  Cut it in half and I’d rock it.

Yup, loves me some Mazda5. Picked up this 2007 with a 5 speed manual with a blown 2.3 engine. Swapped in a 2.5 out of a 2015 Fusion - pretty simple swap.

BUT THA JAYPEE EZ TOLD ME TO GO THAR