Hudson Hongo
Aug 28

i haven’t seen the martian so i didn’t know if they showed matt damon starving to death or not. and yeah, they are pretty similar. a colleague suggested ‘super gonorrhea,’ so just pretend i wrote abt that for one of them instead.

Feb 13 2019

a) Police say she’s back! (Update at top of post.)
b) Uh, I’m not familiar. Will look into this.

Sep 13 2014

Researching this it sounded like the bamboo charcoal was actually cooked into the bun and cheese as a powder, so to me the big question was whether that would give the burger any carcinogenic properties. As far as I can tell, food-grade bamboo charcoal is safe and free of PAHs but all the literature is in Japanese and Read more

Aug 19 2014

Hey, glad you like Least Helpful. Two years later I think this review is still my favorite.

I touch on this in my Gawker piece, but I don't think there's anything Facebook could do to stop Literally Unbelievable. For about a year, one of Facebook's key search functions was broken and I got every Literally Unbelievable Read more

Aug 19 2014

Hey, glad you've enjoyed my sites! Sadly I had to stop doing captions on LH when Gawker hired me to start Antiviral. I'm running four different blogs now and poor, under-loved Least Helpful had to take the hit.