She never disappoints with a whitty rejoinder. 

That's a lot of wingnuts and Erector Set-type pieces for a sex toy, seems dangerous even when not driving. Requires blacked out windows not to be arrested. And who lowers their pants to be masturbated by a machine? Just unzip and through the hole, the robot doesn't care about seeing your whole length and is incapable…

Look away Mr. Picklesworth!

This is going to make my next uber so awkward.

Fixed your title.

Wait, Guy can afford a Tesla, but can’t convince some human to give him a BJ?

Agreed. Before it got finished, it is hard to make a definitive case that the car was going to be a literal Eleanor replica other than the commentary.

Disney, abusing copyright law? Say it ain’t so!

That’s from the Kia Website. Easy to see why the Automotive writers rolled with it.

Kid, if you think a Stinger feels and looks (?!) like a sports car, you need to get out of NYC and drive a few more *actual* sports cars. It’s a porky, slightly floppy middling hatchback sports sedan with a decent amount of power - it’s no sports car. Other than having a bunch of power on the cheap it’s not even that…

I guess their gas engines were K.I.A.

It’ll be an electric crossover, because crossovers are tight

I am a bit surprised this isn’t a 13 page slide show speculating on 11 models that KIA might electrify.

That would probably be annoying though.

The rules of the election were in place long before the contest was held. The electoral college decides it, not popular vote.

He won the election. Period, end of story.

I’ll give you sociopath and narcissist. Please tell me where he's ever been racist?

I’ve often wondered if he had some sort of mental illness in his later years.

I swear the paint chips if you even glance at it the wrong way.

Great post.   A lot of people forget that while Henry Ford built the company, he also almost destroyed it. 

Yes, more of THIS. Great post Erin. This is why I Jalopnik.