She never disappoints with a whitty rejoinder. 

That's a lot of wingnuts and Erector Set-type pieces for a sex toy, seems dangerous even when not driving. Requires blacked out windows not to be arrested. And who lowers their pants to be masturbated by a machine? Just unzip and through the hole, the robot doesn't care about seeing your whole length and is incapable…

Look away Mr. Picklesworth!

This is going to make my next uber so awkward.

Fixed your title.

Wait, Guy can afford a Tesla, but can’t convince some human to give him a BJ?

It’s labor practices are less equitable and sustainable than many other companies in that industry. Tesla pays staff more than GM/Ford/etc but not enough to offset the higher living costs of the Bay Area. They also have a much worse commute and longer hours/more stress. The turnover at Tesla is huge. 

Actually, I’m surprised he bothered to show up for F=ma’s birth. I kind of took him for the type of guy who is so monomaniacal and focused on a singular goal (in Elon’s case, the cult of his own godhead; the man undeniably has a messianic complex) that he doesn’t have time for anyone or anything else.

Kind of feel like that should be “WANNABE NERDS.”

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He once scolded an employee for missing a company event to be present for the birth of his child, saying “We’re changing the world and changing history, and you either commit or you don’t.”

Agreed. Before it got finished, it is hard to make a definitive case that the car was going to be a literal Eleanor replica other than the commentary.

Disney, abusing copyright law? Say it ain’t so!

That’s from the Kia Website. Easy to see why the Automotive writers rolled with it.

Kid, if you think a Stinger feels and looks (?!) like a sports car, you need to get out of NYC and drive a few more *actual* sports cars. It’s a porky, slightly floppy middling hatchback sports sedan with a decent amount of power - it’s no sports car. Other than having a bunch of power on the cheap it’s not even that…

I guess their gas engines were K.I.A.

It’ll be an electric crossover, because crossovers are tight

I am a bit surprised this isn’t a 13 page slide show speculating on 11 models that KIA might electrify.

That would probably be annoying though.

I’ve often wondered if he had some sort of mental illness in his later years.

I swear the paint chips if you even glance at it the wrong way.