Very happy about this “weekend editor” title, and ecstatic he's doing the F1 coverage.

I’m filling in for “RudeNegro”.  He got banished to the Naughty Kinja Work Camp and Re-Education Center.

Love and hate it Mack, welcome back!

Haha! Sucks to be me. I also blame very laggy inflight internet. Takes forever for things to scroll and load.

That is so self-referential that it’s brilliant.  Wow.  

is like the Sharon Stone character in “Basic Instinct”.

Dodge is good at the cognitive dissonance. I’ve always said my 2nd gen Viper is easily my favorite and least favorite vehicle I’ve owned. 

One of my favorite automotive urban legends is that infinite scroll on Jalopnik won’t result in comments on the wrong posts.

I know what I’ve got.

#nolowballers

... for a family with legless children!

Everything seems to be $100k these days. $100k used to be a big deal.

A.... family car.?

monogram option?

There is no more narrow model. All trims are the same width.

Dear Porsche: Yes, your ass looks fat in that.  --Everyone.  

Oh, so there's another mid engine sports car that's around $97,000, and that's without options?

Is it a custom color or the standard pallette colors?

Be sure to budget for the wallet enema extraction procedure, wherein the Aston service guy pulls payment via your mouth cavity.

is that delivery charge with or without the color matched stitching on the tie down straps?

In B4 - not as good as base model Corvette