hudsonhawkish
Hudson Hawkish
hudsonhawkish

“Full self-driving capability” is a $5,000 option

Amateur hour. Why would they announce all these prices 1.5 years in advance? Have they learned nothing from the Model 3 roll out?

ah yes because we all know that Twitter followers are all real people and a true sign of your popularity...

It’s so cringey when someone says they enjoy bad presentations because it makes them “look human” when the opposite is true.

Tesla is strapped for cash because they’re actually strapped for cash. Musk already disclosed Tesla won’t be profitable 1Q and they have a serious debt issue with many headwinds.

Kind of a less-attractive electric Ford Focus C-Maxx. It’s okay I suppose. Was really hoping Tesla was gonna go a different route with the styling of the nose. I know, I know...they don’t need a grill. But every time I look at one I just see a Ken doll crotch. 

It looks like a child’s drawing of the Model 3 which looks like a child’s drawing of the Model S.

2019(35k Model 3 release)-2017(Model 3 release) = 2024-2020

The Model X is a minivan and I will fight anyone who tries to say otherwise.

The fact that the Model X warranty is voided for trips on loose surfaces, never mind actual off-roading, means that it doesn’t act like an SUV either.

You can suckle on Elon all you want and call him a cultural icon. It doesn’t change the fact that he is an overgrown man-child with an outsized ego that is overshadowing his legitimate skills, and that it is past time for him to step back and stop damaging Tesla with his Twitter tongue.

Again with the driver-hostile tablet-only interior. Seriously terrible. I’d have bought a Model 3 already if it had driver-focused controls and displays.

It looks like a Ford C-Max with its mouth taped shut.

No thanks.  Took half a second to see they like the horribly fugly Prius design.

There’s a difference between looking human and making your company seem amateurish.

Gross.

How desperate is the cash situation if TSLA needs to announce its lifted Model 3 variation a year and a half ahead of time for deposits?

So they were able to take a care with bad proportions and make them 10% worse?

It looks really awkward. Looked like Model 3 with a lift kit. Gonna have to wait to see professional pictures. 

I always had a soft spot for the DC-10. Passenger comfort was better than on L-1011, which most engineers agree was the best-of-breed in the widebodies of the time, even better designed than 747.