“But, then, the Tesla BioDefense mode kicked in and produced an anti-dope serum, which immediately killed the dope and drove him direct to personal nurse-and-brothel services in Primm, NV where he was quickly pronounced dead...”

And what percentage of people in the world do you think there are who have personal, hands on experience with an actual autopilot system?

I still can’t believe at AP engages itself during these conditions instead of being like “nope, I can’t work properly here”.

Pedo!

You know why this keeps happening don’t you, because Tesla named this feature fucking AUTOPILOT! Regardless of it’s actual functionality people here Autopilot and they are going to assume the car TOTALLY drives itself.  I think Tesla should be legally required to change the name of the feature, of course that’s not…

But, then, the Tesla BioDefense mode kicked in and produced an anti-dote serum, while monitoring his vitals, and drove him direct to personal nurse-and-brothel services in Primm, NV where he was quickly revived...

Once again proving Musk is an idiot.  Change the g’damn name.

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

If you want even more proof of this, take a look at that Electrek video “experiment” this week of some Tesladyte in Quebec using A/P on a snow and ice covered highway. The car REPEATEDLY crosses the center line into oncoming traffic. Over and over. The oncoming motorists must have been peeing themselves....

Statistically, that’s wrong. Nobody died last year. Or the year before. Or the year before that... in an RX350. They are crazy safe.

Cadillac’s system for ensuring that the driver is paying attention seems to be the best. 

Interesting but fictional back story. This guy was an American spy after some Korean tourist/spies visiting Las Vegas. He was discovered following them and poisoned at his hotel. They hacked into his Tesla and programmed it to drive him deceased back to California where authorities later found him dead by the side of…

“But it says Autopilot, so obviously it is!”

This was shot by a reader who’d prefer to remain anonymous,

Of course, Tesla absolutely does not want anyone doing this with Autopilot, under any circumstances.

No, it most likely isn’t. At best it’s equally unsafe, but even the texting-and-driving-idiot you describe most probably has a faster reaction time than a despicable douche who is sleeping.

Just like my ford tempo. 

My guess is that the ambient air temp is simply too hot to run an air-cooled engine

C’mon man. Get your models right. No such things as early 90s C-Class. W201s are 190Es. W124s are E-Classes and W202s are C-Classes that started in 1994. And what the hell is a 320E? No such thing. You get paid to right this stuff?

No Toyota? I was under the impression that older Land Cruiser would be on the short list. Or they are too expensive.