as a female, I’ll give you fair warning that many women will pounce and denounce the brutal reality of this. I for one agree but it’s certainly an unpopular opinion among married ladies.

“There’s a three-way tie for my favorite color: red, white, and blue.”

Wow so we are still pulling that lie that black people were to blame for prop- 8 passing in California. This whole comment is such a racist mess and of course it is out of the grey on here. The most powerful people in anti-gay lobby have and always will be white, but white liberals like to ignore that. As a white…

About that bit of untruth about Black people being the reason that Prop 8 happened in California: Black people are nowhere near the majority there, so it is simply impossible. Also: Not all Black people are religious. Not all Black people are homophobic. Some Black people are LGBT themselves. One thing we all have in…

See, the thing is though, is that you have no idea what you are talking about.

As a woman? This one. Birth control and an education? Thankyouverymuch.

It’s possible she’s forgiven him. I’ve written before about my best friend whose husband walked out when she was 9 months pregnant and already had a not quite 2 year old. At the time it was the end of the world, I actually had a serious talk with her 75 year old father about paying someone to rough him up. Fast…

How much do you love America?

Also: worst roommates ever.

“Money doesn’t grow on trees, therefore trees represent the greatest threat to American business. I will defund the EPA.”

I can't keep employees because they can't afford daycare and I'm paying 12 dollars an hour which is 50% more than minimum wage and also the most I can afford to pay right now. So girls come in work for a month or 2 realize the numbers don't match and quit. It fucking sucks.

It’s a troll. I wish we could have a running list of them, so that people stop falling for the nonsense.

Not all women have Buckwheat in a leg lock believe it or not.

They would not like the tree question. It’s too environmenty.

“If you were a hotdog, and you were starving... would you eat yourself?”

My coworker looooooves them and I feel like my body goes into fight-or-flight mode when I hear them. Like I hate them so much I cannot function while they’re doing... Whatever it is that they do with their noise holes.

I do miss Michael Kohrs.

Time to get their ski wear for their annual winter holiday away from the slaves.

Fuck, you made me laugh so hard I woke up the husband!

If I’ve learned anything from seeing number politicians caught up in their own bullshit it is this: once they start invoking God or Satan, they’re lying.