Oh, we’re doing THIS now?

What backlash?

His poor kids. I feel so bad for them. I can’t imagine how one emotionally and intellectually gets through having a father who’s a pedophile, even if they never did anything to you.

Oh, snap!

This is like the list of stuff you give your staff, doormen, or manicurists/beauticians for gifts.

People who wear Uggs in inclement weather are fucking idiots.

It’s stupidity related to scarcity. These are the cronuts or Cabbage Patch dolls of the moment.

“will not be made available for streaming.”

I saw those posts. It was so tiresome to read. “She could have just called if she couldn’t go!!” I mean, celebs would NEVER get off the phone if they did this.

Zayn Malik is the Geri Halliwell of our times.

Murderers in European countries, especially the Scandinavian ones, regularly get 12 years. It’s not unusual.

Khloe is now EVERYTHING to me.

I hate an MRA as much as the next thinking and decent person.

The name got messed up by some guard at Ellis Island who couldn’t understand Papa Bearenstein’s accent. And was a little terrified by the sight of speaking bears straight from the shetl.

He’s just plain folks, y’all!

Nene Leakes is the female Steppin’ Fetchit of the 21st century.

See, I think about Oprah’ing up my existence by having my dinner at home on fine china. Pretty patterns to remind me I’m SPECIAL!

I read “The Bouqs” as “The Bogus” first time through and thought, “yeah, this shit IS bogus!”

Counting’s for servants. Nanny notices such things. Goodman, our porter at school, notices such things.