ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THEY WERE MARRIED!!!! Omg I fucking hate that shit. Thank you for calling it out.

Since Tom Selleck couldn’t get out of his Magnum contract he has nothing to feel sorry for.

That orgasm in the pool scene is worth 12 Oscars.

I saw a headline a few years ago that called First Lady Michelle Obama “Obama’s baby mama”.

SO AGREE. Why the hell is this ok? Is Zooey Deschanel a “baby mama”? Hell no. This term takes legitimacy from all of the relationships involved in a relationship. Not cool and totally racist.

I’v fucking had it with these magazines and media oulets referring to black and latina women as “so and so’s baby mama” - it’s racist af! They don’t refer to Nichole Kidman as Tom’s Cruise’s “baby mama” or any white woman who has a child with any white man of any level of fame.

I liked Return of the Jedi. About as much as Empire, even. I hadn’t seen the film since I was a kid and upon recently rewatching it I was expecting to hate the ewoks. But they really end up serving mostly as a distraction - they get a few lucky strikes in but lose for the most part. The real weight of the Rebels’…

The argument they were making is that it will be useful for collecting and analyzing data in the future if the genders are clearly delineated. Actually, I agree with them, but I still don’t see why that merits a totally separate form. How about an either/or terminology, like: Groom/Spouse 1, Bride/Spouse 2, and let…

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

“I know you think Secretary Clinton is ‘bae,’ but the true ‘squad goal’ of 2016 is the O’Malley administration in the White House”

[the feeling of shame on someone else's behalf; the feeling of shame for someone else who has done sth. embarrassing]
vicarious embarrassmentneol.
external shame [feeling embarrassed on behalf of someone else]neol.
second-hand embarrassment [feeling embarrassed on behalf of someone else]neol.

I feel like Flygirl is what would happen if Thought Catalog and Lifehacker had a baby.

This is the correct answer.

How about you don’t have sex in what basically amounts to a public washroom that everyone one board will be forced to use at least once if it’s a long haul flight? Like seriously, how selfish can you be? Do I really want some strangers sex fluids in my vicinity when I’m already dealing with a hundred other peoples…

Don’t have sex on a plane!

The little otter is so mad at her trainer right here. Like damn, why did you give her the cups in the wrong order you monster.

Or they count jerking it in the bathroom.

Congrats! You have access to the biggest, best air lavatories out there, plus you don’t give a fuck...so go get one!

Or, you just learned about “gaslighting” on Tumblr and were really excited to show everyone how hip you are?

Today in Kate Hudson news: She only works out 20 minutes a day, and her son’s friends have asked how old she is.