Nope, sorry. This shit in the story was indefensible.

“Jennifer! Who were you wearing when you garrotted Meryl Streep?”

And here we’ve been questioning Jimmy Fallon’s sobriety while this woman is doing her one-woman gender-bending performance as Gerald Ford.

“The plan exists!” she said last night, more than once.

Don’t forget memes! You can make memes.

So interesting. Thanks!

Says the person who won’t leave me alone.

Oh, god. Ned Rockstar. I forgot about that until this moment.

Yes. And they could have done a different play that hit the same notes and points but didn’t have a major civil rights figure as the lead character and the point of the action of every character in it.

The Fat Jew canceled an LA book signing because of a stalker nobody’s buying that shit.

Like there’s something wrong with saying, “I’ve been lucky and had good agents and people looking out for me but that shouldn’t be the standard necessary so that all women are paid correctly.”

I just went on a multi-paragraph rant about what she said.

“I don’t think that’s a very nice conversation to have publicly at all,” she toldBBC. “I’m quite surprised by these conversations to be honest, simply because it seems quite a strange thing to be discussing out in the open like that. I am a very lucky woman and I’m quite happy with how things are ticking along.”

I went lingerie shopping with my girlfriend, and, man that I am, asked about certain pieces in the shop, “Is this what your hubby is into? Hetero guys like this shit?” She answered, “He’d laugh me out of the room.”

Another year of thanking my creator that I am not a heterosexual man and, thus, attracted to this display of gross tackiness.

I got halfway through the trailer and was, like, “Nah. No. Never. Ever.”

She had no reason to be there. Let Crudup deal with his shit and THEN go out with him.

You first.

The very first, VERY first, Wham video I saw back in the day was “Young Guns”. I was like, “Oh, shit, they’re GOING there!” It was HELLA homoerotic. And then the cover of their first album? I was like, “Am I the only one seeing this??”

In which case, do a different play about the same core issue that doesn’t have a black Civil Rights giant as the lead and eponymous title.