This is a troll. And not a good one.

Fool, you are trying WAY to hard.

Sculpture shaming.

I pray for you everyday, Miss Keller.

And stuck your hand in it before turning it on?

On the one hand, I admire their talent and am glad for their success.

“Easy” because, like all sluts, you get where you want to go but regret the journey and the fact you were so desperate you had to go with them.

Sample questions for tonight’s debate:

Anal bleaching?

She’s going to build a tunnel under their summer place in Tel Aviv for Palestinians to have safe passage.

As I saw someone write on another comment board, “If Candace is coming off reasonable about this then you know how crazy this shit must be.”

Do they throw in some botox and optional body tucking?

They had to circumcise something. *shrug*

At least she didn’t have to get circumcised as it was rumored Natalie Portman had her husband get.

Most people only see and remember the finalist collections shown on TV. It is still important even with the decoys showing up online.

The ONLY reason I can’t diss the show is because even people who don’t win get solid success and careers out of it if they have any hustle in them. Michael Costello showed at Fashion Week. Mondo Guerra has a successful online business. A number of them work for large brands now. And QVC collections are sought after by…

“Let’s give’em lint, dull needles, three hours to make haute couture, and watch’em FREAK OUT!” seems to be the notes.

It made him CROSS.

“Hey, baby...sit down next to me. Let’s get you OVERDRAWN.”

It’s all for naught if you aren’t chosen for a company. All the better for you college applications, i.e. “I was accepted to the Denver Corps De Ballet” but felt the Brown experience was more valuable to my long term blah blah blah.”