Reports suggest that Jared's legal team was also considering "Cherry Vanilla Pedophilia" and "Pumpkin Spice Pedophilia," but figured "Mild Pedophilia" sounded the least dumb

It's like zesty dementia and Sweet Freedom

That means someone, somewhere may be willing to buy "Atomic Pedophilia" hot sauce. I assume this person might be a guy going to jail for mild pedophilia.

I would not patronize a hot wings establishment that used pedophilia as a measuring stick for the spiciness of its menu

“Mild pedophilia” is an awful name for a hot sauce

I prefer Savory Freedom to Sweet Freedom, but it depends on what I'm pairing it with.

But where do "Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure" and "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor" fit in the rankings?

That would be pretty crazy, but not out of the question

Good call. Thanks for the heads up.

Hmmm… I'll probably throw $20-$30 bucks at this just cuz.

It's not reserved for the masters, I agree, but the masters are brought up because they make their own way in a manner that separates that good/better work that balks formula from work that balks formula but is lacking.

I think their point was more that the main characters and their motivations were ill-defined.

So frothy that there's no cappuccino in my cappuccino.

This is the type of discussion that prompted Jonathan Franzen to write The Corrections.

The Hobbit is also a pretty spectacular screw up in a lot of ways, mainly because of the precipitous dip from good to bad like Cy mentioned. Just a lot of charmless, meaningless bloat to the films.

The contrarian take would probably be that The Hobbit trilogy succeeds in being a children's adventure series that leads into the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and that all the negativity about the films are the product of nostalgia for Lord of the Rings.

I assume we'll eventually see a contrarian take on The Hobbit trilogy appear somewhere online in the next year if it hasn't already.

Their Boyhood video was idiotic (though given their taste, I'm not surprised they didn't like it), but their reviews of schlock can be fun.

How rude!

"If Jerry Lewis had shown up in Schindler's List to do his shtick every five minutes, it would have a very similar effect."