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Hubert J. Simpson
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I want to put you in my Magic Bag… and take you home.

I thought the giveaway was Depp wantonly dropping cigarette ashes onto the pages of priceless books.

But hokey religions AND a blaster? Now you're cookin' with gas!

I would recommend against doing that.

Sherilyn Fenn's Three of Hearts was better.

Ah, so you have Rolling Stone's Twin Peaks issue.

You're referring to the man that Rachel Maddow calls the best Republican president we've ever had.

Slavery just muddles the true reason for the Civil War: state's rights. I'm glad they got that out of the way by freeing the slaves right off the bat.

Lou: "I don't get it."

I'll see you on the Mosquito Coast!

I'm sure she'd rather mock the people holding "Repent!" signs.

The anti-Disney jokes were lazy as hell.

Well, the industrial extermination camps were not even in Germany. From an urban German civilian's POV, though, the country was going to become an around-the-clock air-raid nightmare, killing 500k civilians and terrorizing millions. A real step down from Weimar, for sure.

Actually, antisemitism didn't poll nearly as high as other factors. The economy and resistance to Versailles Treaty polled far higher among the Germans. The NSDAP was on its way out until the economy tanked hard.

"He's been dead so long, his remains have become fossilized and are on exhibit in Berlin's museum of natural history."

"Michael Caine couldn't be with us tonight to accept his Academy Award, because he's on location filming… (squints at teleprompter)… What?! A fucking Jaws sequel?!"

White Guilt, according to my parents, is what got Obama into the White House.

Even Faygo!

1984 was a good year for Hollywood trailers.