Those peenors look so weird because they're like graffiti on a wall.
A flat texture.

Sorry for that little boy..

Quite a role model for her kid.

Did you actually read this? He's blaming the poor attendance on racist southern whites, not blacks. He is making the observation that much of the population that attends the game is black and he goes on to say that this makes southern whites uncomfortable (which he describes as "racist garbage").

Streaming video has gone too far.

ENHANCE

To keep your brains from popping out of the top.

Michael Beasley? I thought you couldn't add to the roster during the cup? Donavan supporters will be furious.

To be fair, Michael Beasley playing defense in any sport scares the shit out of fans.

though the prospect of Michael Beasley defending either Portugal's Nani or—God forbid—Cristiano Ronaldo should terrify USMNT fans.

The idea of Michael Beasley guarding anyone frightens Eric Spoelstra, too.

This guy made the USMNT?

I'm so bored of all these fake "outrages".

That cut from third person to first person down-the-sights is really, really jarring.

"Should of"

This is the only game showed for the Wii-U today that made me facepalm. Looks like a game that should of been made in 2005.

I'm not sure what's more pathetic: