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They just couldn't resist, could they?

Dang it, Bobby!

I'm so sure this video won't last by the time I get home from work to watch it. -_-

Honestly, I'm getting tired of this growing attitude where fans think the story should be told the way they want it to be told. I've been getting sick of this attitude since Mass Effect 3. That's not how stories work. Someone writes it, someone else experiences it. The reader/viewer doesn't have to like it, but they…

Resisting every urge to just start spewing random quotes...

See that graphic with first base colored in? That means there's a runner on first.

This was the touching scene as they demonstrated to the Make-A-Wish kids in attendance that they should never stop fighting.

Wasn't it cool the way it went down...?

Your entire comment is quoted lol.

If you're someone who really tries to look at things truthfully there are going to be days when you look around and become very angry and depressed.

Cameron Diaz's performance looks AWFUL and until someone acknowledges the absence of Lily St. Regis and Rooster Hannigan, I am not excited by this at all.

English, however, appears slightly more complex for blazeyofdoom.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

Not possible with pizza.

He probably wouldn't shut up about Starcraft.

Watch last 5 seconds of this video. Same fan, slow-mo tongue waggle and offensive gesture. Hilarious.

I would have unloaded a slap shot on his brittle, padless shins if I had the opportunity.

Intellectual property. In this medium, it's basically a new franchise.

Why: You probably can't go wrong with any Lucas Arts adventure game, but this one's the best. Nothing has made more of an impression on my life then trying to polish a peg leg and realizing that was not going to get me anywhere. It was a subtle lesson, but there's lots of them. It taught me how to talk to women, and…