At the risk of giving you impractical but possibly soul-saving advice: with enough trips, you can carry almost anything that a sedan/SUV can.

Old? Tell that to the guy who griped about how people only knew about the Supra from watching the movie. (Me.)

The resemblance is a bit unsettling.

And cue _____ song.

“I’m a little confused by the fact that the company is claiming it beat vehicle production targets, yet is also deciding not to build a factory.”

IMAGINE: instead of green pea, clear pea!

This is going to make you and your dentist best buds, then.

If you chromed wrapped this Subaru, it’ll just be an ugly diamond.

Nutt’n, whassa matta wi’ yoo? /laughtrack

Volvo logo > chemical symbol of iron > symbol of Mars > god of war > son of god of war > cupid >

Maybe they inched toward each other ever so slightly until they “hit” each other’s car and are now in hot pursuit of each other at the nearest roundabout...

Annnnd Chad is the manager who denies he’s the manager.

It’s a double dig: one at those who think AWD is automatically better at GOING, and another at those (probably the same people) who THEN think that AWD is somehow also better at STOPPING.

Same here. It’s almost impossible. Even private sellers rarely ever let you take their car in for inspection.

“I can see Tesla from my bathroom!”—Vice President candidate, 2020

Being a Russian dash cam footage, I expect to see someone running across the water to see if they’d get hit by the ship.

All we’d need is a Rivian version of a true mini-van:

“Tiger nose”

Damn, that’s like putting a toupe on a full head of hair just cuz you like that style.

I’m hoping when the dust settles, I can pick up this horrifically inauthentic, misrepresented, of-no-value-to-anyone Porsche for $120. $150, max.