I want to support Mazda with a CX-5 or the next Mazda3, but this is quite delicious.

It’s an improvement from the current R8, but the first gen was so sensuous that it has been more of a not-as-bad-as-before design exercise to me.

I would argue that it’s neither, actually, because a race car is too different from regular road going cars to be classified as either.

Then you’re very bendy.

This is the obvious answer. 

Reminds me of this:

Cher looks younger at 70 than Clarkson did at 50.

Friend: “Are you sure you can rev your Lambo in front of the library?”

Retro music/production, mismatched cars, predictable results, no professional driving experience required...and you can’t get friggin’ Cher on this show??!

Recaps are the worst. And they’re everywhere! I get sleepy watching those home makeover TV shows in my doctor’s waiting room.

“... a bunch of underwear models and Chris Harrison...”

If my jokes land for even one other person, I mark that as a small victory.

I’m so happy for Mazda; I really hope they can carry that momentum into next season.

Go back to sleep, Michael.

“They were clearly driving somewhere they weren’t meant to drive.”—Cyclist

Don’t REMIND me. I was quite excited about the concept. Then reality came...

So when you used the blur tool, did it feel like you were virtually SMEARING the boogers?

Basically, America is terrible at math but awesome at padding our own insecurity.

That’ll buff right out.

Definitely not all planes.