If the dog is dead, I’d take the sedan.

You’re DeMuro, aren’t you?

Counterpoint, courtesy of Japanese Nostalgic Car:

Well, I blame the “Hyundai, like Sunday” commercials.

Don’t fee bad, David. We Miata owners also have a “Miata wave”, except it’s quite rare because you have to catch the sun juuuuust right to see yourself waving back in the glass.

The snake would have ducked out pronto and you’d be left with a burning, snake-less car.

Well, you can take “super” to be whatever you want, I was just being facetious.

Mi Fiata!

What we need are cars with a “Super Manual” option.

Maybe he forgot something at the drive-thru, huh??

If our roles were reversed, I don’t know if I’d be able to steer so well.

I browse the same car site as the guy whose friend works for the guy who drives this car!

This. Is. Pure. Sex.

That’s a tarted-up Intrepid, yo. You can’t fool me.

As beautiful as it is, this car is one of the few instances where you REALLY can’t say, “That’ll buff right out.”

It should be called...wait for it...

Saw this ad yesterday and thought, “Shit! I coulda been driving straight all these years?! Hot damn! And here I am, swerving down Park Ave like an idiot every time I see the curb.”

Eventually, we will have an EV Camry that does 0-60 under 3sec. So what?

Since firing actual shells is probably illegal, the cannon is perfect for shooting out diamonds down 5th Avenue to announce your arrival at the next intersection.