Or the fact that half the episodes don’t feature any zombies, which we all know is the best way to make a generic zombie show.

This doesn’t surprise me given it’s an Illumination film. I actually kind of like the minions movies, but only in chunks. They’re goofy and vibrant and look great and have the occasional great physical humor jokes but the stories are so paper thin that they start to get really boring about 40 minutes in. It really…

It’s why twitter *had* verified marks. Now scammers buy bluechecks.

So... what is Razer Gold used for?  Razer’s the company that makes like mice and keyboards right?

“Razer Gold was only ever bought by scam victims, sadly.”

And they’re LARGELY IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING.

Yeah like, when I see the words “Bobby Kotick calls out to the world”, in my head I’m all like, “Hey Bobby, remember that time you sent a voice message to your secretary, threatening to have her killed?”

Hi, just a friendly reminder that Bobby Kotick is a piece of shit and the world would be better off if literally the entire fleet of Greyhound busses ran over him (and the rest of Activision-Blizzard executive leadership, for that matter).

hey quick question: what the fuck are you talking about

i love you for dragging me with the office, one of my fave shows lol i think of it as a stylistic choice. i could just write “perfect” and have a couple of times throughout this blog but i also try to inject some of my personal style as a writer in non-newsy posts. and as long as my editor’s cool with it i’m cool with…

I spent hours throwing that ball around that island. Hahaha

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The “wobloblobbobl” noise the magic ball made will forever be imprinted in my brain.

A lot of the issues that people claimed to have with FF13 (the abandoment of illusion of choice, limited exploration, etc...) had their roots in FFX.  It just came to a head with XIII dialing it up to 11.

All this heat for Chris Rock, but very little to no smoke for Will “I get to be publicly violent and still have the Root Kiss My Ass” Smith. Will Smith, the clown whose open marriage got away from him and got syndicated letting his wife try to sexually embarrass him while she slept witth her son’s behavorially…

My brother in law saw his clip on his Pixel. Right after he watched it, the phone rang and then he died.

I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt and will assume the mysterious sphere us behind the very obvious mooring buoy.

So, this is a feel good news story

Man, imagine if Nintendo just...did this themselves? Could save them a load of whack-a-mole legal stuff, and make a few million to boot!

If you’re an executive, you’re in charge of what happens at your company. You can’t take the big 1% checks without also taking the responsibility.