“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”

I would much prefer to catch them and deal with it myself.

He’s so much better than anyone on Top Gear America right now.

This x 10000.  And even if you try to signal them that the lights are off - they still never get it...

Easy.  An instrument cluster that is backlit even when headlights are not on.  Because of that, I often see people driving down the freeway with no headlights or taillights on because they have no clue they are off.

Start/Stop technology, and the inability to permanently turn it off.  You have to disable it every time you drive your car (at least on Toyotas).  It is annoying as fuck and I’m not getting any better gas mileage than my old car of the same model without the “feature”.

The cunning Camaro uses its camouflage to sneak up on its wounded prey

There Is No Cow Level.

The rise of the smartphone makes this a relic of a solution.

Not if you want to lock both your keys and your phone in the car.  Presumably to go skinny dipping.

Bad in the sense that they’re AWESOME!!!

Would excessive speeding like this be reduced if all speed limits were based on some sort of scientifically-based actual safe traveling speed, rather than having areas of arbitrary reduced limits, seemingly for no reason other than revenue generation?

‘merica 

The real monsters are the airlines who pack us into aluminum cans and make us choose sides in the recliner/reclinee battle.

Oh do fuck off. Many people have spine, back and abdominal issues and must sit in a slightly reclining position.

I paid for that recline so I’m using it. You don’t get to determine which space is yours when the airline already did that my allowing the seats to recline. You’re not england of commercial airliners and you don’t get to colonize space I rightfully paid for. Recline your own seat if you don’t want be be close to the…

Its like an inch and a half, youre an idiot. 

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

You lucky bastard.

hold on to her!