Dear Todd, on this Christmas I'd like you to know that I enjoy reading the things you write, and since I'm new, CANCERaids.

Oh my god if AHS ever references "El Scorcho" I'll shit my pants.

Thank you for turning what I WANTED to be a thread containing only "Michael Buble smokes weed" jokes into a thread about art and shit, bro.

It wasn't as obvious this time, but the last time he was the musical guest he was blazed out of his fucking mind.

I like his podcast and his co-hosts, because they seem legitimately excited to be in the same room as most of their guests. Hardwick seems like a cool guy though, and I'll definitely be buying his book, because even if the advice he gives has no effect on me, it'll be interesting to get to read things he has written…