Why can’t you let people like me who don’t understand soccer just enjoy people being good at things!?

You meant to say “in your first-year stats class, which you stupidly registered for even though it started at 8 a.m. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and was taught by the most boring speaker who just happened to be the Dean, Academic at your college.”

If I could march backward in time, I would hope to score in high school as well.

Also, this quiz is very rude.

Also this little guy:

But who inspired the Disney people to hide penises in the background of all their animated movies?

That is, of course, if they can find her.

Poor Vikings Fan: “Way to ruin little kids’ dreams.”

My beloved doll had a stuffed body, which split along the front seam. She now has a scar to match mine down the center of her chest.

Winona steals another one

But you used to get a number of bonus dolls with your Soviet Girl dolls; that must have been cool.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Yeesh. Those Mattel guys gotta feel like I do when I change the channel away from those “dying kids need your donation” commercials.

Yeah, New Money is just the worst.

“These are humans that had experiences that coincided with the passing of time from which rotations of the earth have allowed distance to be created”

Lauren explained that she and Bobby had been moved by a Radiolab podcast about the transformation of the butterfly in chrysalis, which resonated with them in terms of the transformation that marriage would bring to their relationship.

I’m not a comic, but I’m what most people would refer to as an assertive, strong woman with a fierce sense of humor. Part of the reason I stayed with my abuser for so long was that I bought into my own mythos as a “strong woman”, and believed that anything he did that was hurtful wasn’t abuse because I wasn’t capable…

Thank you. Almost nobody brings up the lack of representation of Bears at the Academy awards. Did you know that, as it stands, there have been over 1700 acting nominations in the history of the awards and only 23 have gone to Bears(Meryl Streep, Claude Rains).