The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Dude! Have you *seen* Ashley Manning?

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands

He was probably using that newfangled social media ap: Splatchat.

KIRBY DELAUTER!!!

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

I’m pretty impressed by their ability to communicate normalcy instead of overwhelming status. Some of my barely middle class Facebook friends could take a cue or two about family Christmas cards and give up that false glamour.

Maybe they just planned to buy an elevator in Britain?

Hmph. Well, I’m happy she’s happy about it.

I mean, I enjoy Margaret Cho, but can’t this show just die already?

The guy I work with who said that our building is full of THERMITE PAINT, and it’s all a ploy by management to avoid paying bonuses.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

Ass wants more butts

“We looked at the races of all the complainants, and they all just said ‘deceased’, so we don’t think anything racial is going on.”

Well no, it’s actually basic inference. Trump has already said that Muslims should be banned; after Trump’s taking that position Brady said explicitly that he supports Trump in everything he does.

Don’t be an idiot.

I better not risk it then.

I think you just answered your own question.

you know... you take the good. you take the bad.