It’s like a Who’s Who List of colleges I’ve never heard of.

It takes us a while because we only use two fingers and we spend a lot of time looking for the “ah” key.

I did and loved every moment

That’s unusual. Normally you get ejected from a Ford when it rolls over.

All public computers in Boston are a flurry of activity of people racing to inform you that’s not Tom Brady. Luckily, they type slow.

I just accept that my hard-earned money is going to be handed to other people. I would just like it to be handed to people that need it.

I can understand somewhat the initial concern about physical strength but this is negated by the mandatory requirements. Aka if she can meet the physical strength required, then she has every right to be there.

That isn’t what he said. (Or at least the way I see it) “He is astonishingly well-read”, not “It is astonishing that he is well-read”

in my experience, the period indicates the sender is not so much “less sincere” as “more old”

Yeah, but Trump was talking about, y’know... Muslim Muslims.

but it’s hard to imagine any team refusing to follow through and choosing a very stupid hill to die on

“Will run routes for food” was also how this guy got HIS job.

Well - and Missouri and Iowa.

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

Screw the haters. I’m Mexican as can be, and there’s nothing I love more than a good tripa or lengua taco from a tacqueria, but I looooove me some Chipotle regardless because it’s fucking delicious, that’s why.

Yeah, but they also name their babies Nigel.