Did not expect that last one, need an eyewash station now.

I can’t weigh in at all on the black culture part of this piece, since I’m white af, don’t live in Chicago, and don’t follow much of Spike Lee’s work.

They ARE magnificent nips, though, and particularly grand areolae to boot - a newborn would have ZERO issue finding the milk with targets like that.

“Busy outdoing each other” or busy out doing each other??

I’ll take the gun, please and thank you.

Also why PUAs have a thing called “peacocking” in which they believe that women have basically the same sexual preferences as birds.

Picking up some carry-out and not getting anything for me is a shitty boyfriend. Near-drowning me is much more than that. Much more.

Thumbs up, Anna.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

WW are about to roll their eyes at me but I will say this shit till the cows come home.
That 20% less shit is WHITE WOMEN ONLY.

I’m sorry you still have to watch this show.

No, mistakes don’t always define us but they do tend to follow us around.

Also:

I feel like....I should hug you...but I’m also scared

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

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Religion was the justification, not the cause.