Does it bother anyone else that the threat of concussion is so high that there are people employed specifically to look for them throughout the game? Not even one person, multiple people.

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.

thank you for only writing 9/11 two times in this article because, as we all know, on the third mention, rudy guilani appears

“Most of the suspected paris attackers were European Nationals”

Now Daddy can stay home.

What’s the point of an alcoholic drink whose primary purpose is to get you wasted? Is this like a philosophy class or something?

All dads are familiar with dabbing. It’s when your kid spills some shit on the carpet, you poke at it for a bit ineffectually to try and soak it up, and then yell for your spouse to come clean it.

Here’s a lame dad antic I look forward to. Going out to a family dinner, looking at the check, and saying to myself, “hmmmm lets take a look at the damage.”

What do you mean metric? We used inches.

Remember, the real villain is the kid who takes a couple grand, not the coach and school who make millions off that kid’s labor.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

But they could afford it. Her job just didn’t give her enough leave.

It also sounds like a problem with our healthcare system that she couldn’t leave her job because she was the one with the benefits.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

I don’t get this at all. If you cook whole cranberries for a couple of minutes in boiling mixture of sugar, water, and OJ, the berries burst all on their own, and you get a really nice cranberry sauce. It’s much better than the canned stuff.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

It's not your fault.

Yes, the African American community won AGAIN. When will white people finally catch a goddamn break?!

You know who else he left off his list?