“Houston, we have a problem.”

I’m fairly certain this ordinance was originally passed by the city council, then challenged in court so that it had to pass by popular vote. In that case, the judges fucked everyone over.

That’s totally incorrect. EVERY major city in Texas votes Democrat for most of their state-elected officials and in the presidential elections. And if you’d like to boil it down, Houston is immensely more diversified than Austin. You get culture when you visit Houston; you get drunk when you go to Austin.

Death dolls and other momento mori are not uncommon artifact. They exist in multiple cultures world wide. It’s only in the weirdly puritanical modern western culture where death and mortality in general is considered such a taboo topic that people find such things “creepy”. People die. remembering the dead through…

[long fart noise]

She may have been born white, but in her heart she will always be Hawaiian Tropic #3a Medium/Dark.

Now, we know who, um, <scrolls up> Jesse Graham is. So, good for him.

It’s not Kristen’s fault her stupid dreams have made her choose this stupid name and that stupid photo and also I blame her stupid husband and her stupid friends who knew exactly what she was doing and didn’t forcibly stop her from doing it.

Ummm sounds like someone needs to up their volcano game

you can either: pull the desk into the hall (tho that is a bit extreme), talk them out of the room (takes skill), punk them into leaving (not good from an emotional viewpoint), or talk them into co-operation (sort of a last chance warning, but then you have to follow through). Throwing a student is never acceptable,…

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

This whole article and most of the comments finding the whole situation hilarious left a very bad taste in my mouth. Not what I expect from Jezebel. This is a story written by someone who admittedly pimped out another woman, knowing that the other woman was essentially a slave (not getting any of the money), and took…

Perfect for out running dinosaurs.

“...so I’m probably just wrong.”

Where am I? Is this the internet? Someone give this man a cookie.

“...so I’m probably just wrong.”

Where am I? Is this the internet? Someone give this man a cookie.

“I don’t like my job, so I’m not going to show up. Vote for me!”

To be honest, I’ve spent so much of my life angry at the basic injustices inherent to both this country and the human condition that I think I’ve transmogrified that feeling into something akin to a fuel source.

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

Odd moment of bonding between my gf and I:

Oh, I was just watching you fill up the hot water dispenser at work.