I think there’s some real confusion going on in this article and, then not shockingly, in the comments below. In Tibetan Buddhism, any sex that’s not straight up generic sex meant for creating a new life is considered misconduct. That’s for everyone, and it’s rooted in many things, not the least of which is the idea…

If that snake could reproduce asexually, why not January Jones?

damnit c’mon guys I’m eating cocoa pops

i usually have no feelings about something after i write about it but this has just made me madder tbh — like, a third grader could say “my mom” to this question but by the time you’re in, say, eighth grade, that shit is HELLA embarrassing

I feel the same and I have two.

I dunno - it works pretty good to punish people puking on the carpet.

These actually sound terrifying and will make you have honest-to-god nightmares

YEAH FUCK HIM

Taco Bell is not Mexican food. Stopped pretending to try to be a while ago, and I think everyone recognizes it.

Isn't she Hispanic?

All this time I thought I was happy. Then I saw the Satisfaction with life scale test....I’m miserable.

Hmmmm....I’m curious as to how this Faust guy gained so my knowledge.

I meant no disrespect. It was simply a play on words that I would have made in any language. My last name has never been pronounced correctly. My husband was recently told “well, that’s not how we spell [his name] here”. I never gave a thought to be offended? My local airport is referred to as Ft Liquordale. Florida,…

Oh no, that’s what this outfit it for??

I saw it in the theater and felt like I was being tortured. For some reason, I stayed in my seat, but it was excruciating. I felt the same way during movie-theater experiences with Meet Joe Black and Rachel Getting Married. It wasn’t just that I was watching a bad movie — it was like my soul was slowly being eaten.

Any time you call in a Saarsgaard to play a role that could have been deftly handled by a Zahn - you’ve got big problems right out of the gate.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Did anyone else here comment regularly on Regretsy? Does anyone else but me remember the terrible backlash one couple got on that site for having a hobo themed wedding? I would have guessed hobo chic would have died its painful death in those comment threads circa 2012(?)

Since they were also travelling from CA to Illinois, running outside to tell someone who’s quite literally just passing through never to darken the door of your hallowed DQ again is a spectacularly futile move. Archuleta would have no way of knowing that but still - add to that the fact that the local news reports that…