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But didn’t they cry and fall in love with the specimens?

Maybe that's his bathroom.

Yes, you win

Uh, okay, but the question I asked you was about foreign policy, Mr. Trump.

Are you a dog IRL?

They’re not putting her name all over shit. It’s not like she has an endorsement deal with them. Alba is a co-founder of the company. It wouldn’t exist without her.

Dooooo youuuuu realiiiiiiiize...that both your ears....someday...will die

I have to say, between Mark and Bobby, I almost don't miss Caity Weaver. Bravo, gentlemen.

And then they were both killed by a lion, feeding a whole pride of lions and their cubs for many days. Hakuna Matata.

Who wore it better?

Marry FKA

ARKEN HATH SPOKEN!

Thanks WebMD, but turns out it was cancer

Sometimes I feel a little prick too.

Merry Fucking Christmas!

The safest thing you can do is live your life, unashamedly, and stand up for yourself because you are great.

In the real-world, this news will fizzle out pretty quickly. Okay, so Superman is a city beat reporter for a local newspaper? So what? People would try to interview Ma Kent, comedians would make fun of the glasses, Fox News would say this is just another reason to not trust mainstream media, Gawker would search for