This is a deep OG Grover Golden Books reference, and as someone who read his original childhood version of this book to his daughter last night, respect.

Ready for Love.

Well, the pancake maker only read about the accusation of assault and offered support by saying Deen showed his true colors.  She made her accusation of assault on a Tuesday - which is cereal day in most houses.

It makes me sad they use the punisher, since painting an american flag on your skull and being an insane, right-wing, murdering puppet of the US Government is LITERALLY the entire concept of the character Nuke. Come on guys.

TL;DR “You’ve gotta stop with this pro-woman feminism stuff. Nobody wants that. It kills the fantasy.”

I grew up in NC and went to NCSU in Raleigh.

“ Jason Donald Wayne”

The only reason and, I mean, THE ONLY REASON I ever have to go visit my lifelong friend in Raleigh is because Krispy Kreme has a Glazed Donut Shake. You read that right: Glazed Donut Shake. Which consists of milk, ice cream, whipped cream, a fresh warm donut and the actual donut glaze all created to be a non-human…

As a child of white hippie boomers, I can tell you so many of them grew up to be Small Business Fascist Republicans

I don’t advise judging people by their looks

The thing is, election intimidation actually is a federal crime. It seems like early voting had started, but it’s unclear whether any voters were present when this all happened. But at the very least it’s super close to a very serious crime, as opposed to grilling in the park while black, or being in a library while…

Wayne did get arrested, I just think that after going to the polling place with him, wearing (frankly quite sad) corresponding shirts and not dragging him off when he started brandishing and verbally abusing people, they bear some of the blame.

How to spot a problem from a mile away 101: This logo on literally anything. 

A little black boy just sitting in a park by himself under a gazebo with a BB gun; shot dead seconds after the police officer rolls up in his vehicle without warning or trying to assess the situation and talk to him. A white guy who was intimidating voters at the polls and then threatened them with a gun, which turned…

Republicans cry like a little bitch with a skinned knee if somebody yells at Lindsey Graham while he stuffs a shrimp cocktail into his fat fuckin’ face but their side kills people with their car, attempts mass murder bombing sprees and almost shoots Black people trying to vote.

This approach significantly helps out Serve the Servants, to my ear. It sounds sprightlier and has a little more pep follow HSB.   

Jane Seymour accused of being a pimp...details at 11

“White folks always raging on behalf of Black people for the most trivial shit.” 
-Bob Ross

France Farmer and Very Ape are the most underrated songs on the album. I think Rape Me is lazy — regardless of what explanation/justification of it you believe. And I CANNOT abide Dumb or Pennyroyal Tea. ESPECIALLY Pennyroyal Tea.

I think the sequencing of the album also didn’t do it any favors. Serve the Servants is…

Well done, Kelly.