It isn’t an either/or case. Everything could have happened. None of it contradicts each other. She could have threatened Johnny and he could have thrown a phone in her face and threatened her dog. Or something.

The statement sound really honest and thoughtful. Not the type of thing that would get pushed out as a press clipping if there was some sort of conspiracy. Nor would you use DOUG STANHOPE, of all people, to engender sympathy for Depp. This sounds totally plausible. It’s also totally plausible that he hit her. Shit,…

I get that. There are some times with my spouse where the need to rag on someone is so strong that it’s really difficult to resist the siren call of the pedantic argument or the derailment. Honestly even that you’re aware of that is a good sign.

I mean, ‘emotionally stunted’ is an unkind way to describe who you are. You just manage your emotions differently. But yeah,

in new relationships i always try to be like. the cool girl. for as long as i can. but the truth always comes out eventually and I’m like, welp hope he loves me enough by now that he’ll deal w/ it!

But hey, you’re already dependent! That isn’t a dirty word, you love each other!

This is a great example. Being able to name feelings/’hangups’ and what causes them seems like a skill that just doesn’t get taught to some men, and it’s wonderful if other people in their lives can help them learn the basics.

Not since Thatcher has the concept of “society” been invoked with such a demented meaning. For once I want them to go whole hog and just say “clean white folk” and have done with the pretense.

And, yet, he is in prison and she is not! Ha ha ha!

My COUSIN MADE $200/HOUR FALSELY ACcUSing MEN of RAPE. SHE NOW HAS A BRAND NEW AUDI and A SECOND HOME IN ARUBA. She DID ALL THAT FROM THE COMF9RT OF HER OWN HOME!! CLICK HERE AND FIND OUT How YOU CAN MAKE BIG BUCKS AND LIVE THE LIFE YOU ALWAYS WANT!!

It’s like Emma Goldman used to say: “Behind every sociopathic serial rapist stands a deluded ninny.”

It sickens me that Jezebel would run such a slanted article.

Why the fuck are they even interviewing him?

“I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan. After hours of overanalyzing her hate for me, I’m pretty sure I resemble the girl who stole her high school boyfriend just before prom.” People don’t hate you because you are pretty, they hate you because…

I miss Sassy so much. This would never have happened in Sassy! I’m gonna go put on my combat boots and babydoll dress and sulk in the corner until it’s over.

Is it wrong that I, too, wish to purchase this shirt? Then shove my DD sized rack in there and parade about?

I really fucking hope she did exactly that.

That is exactly as I pictured it, possibly because that's exactly how I would have handled it.

please, in my book she is covered up.

fuck these people.