I don’t think people ever did it that way, “Hello, my name is Tim. Would you like to go on a date?” but people would meet through friends, or see each other around, get to know each other, and get together that way. You and I are close in age, and I never dated anyone I met online, but maybe more dudes meet each other…

Bunch of worker bees be like:

DON’T JUDGE MY EATING HABITS

I mean, I’m pushing 40 and I understood it. I may think current slang is kind of dumb, but it takes so little effort to actually understand it. I’d go so far as to say this whole “wow i just can’t understand what you’re saying” thing is a cute new affectation to prove something about oneself, but then I remembered how…

If you were a queer writer, or a woman of color writer, would you want someone to read you because they thought they were doing something dutiful about power structures?

There are some truly excellent fanfic writers (some of whom are professional authors). But finding them amidst the dreck is a serious undertaking.

“Hey, Jeb...why’d you...say that? You don’t have to choose, buddy!”

“I have one additional suggestion: shut up.”

wait wasn’t this a ‘thing’ on jezebel last year? is that why it’s passe now?

Poor Jeb! His family probably frowns upon therapy, but it seems like Jeb! could use some. It’s never too late, Jeb!

“Apologize!”

He would be if there were a normal human candidate in this race. Jeb(!) can’t take him on because they’re both from Florida. Trump has already alienated him. If Kasich had a snowball’s chance in hell, I’d say that could give the GOP an actual shot. Rubio/Kasich or Kasich/Rubio is probably the strongest slate the…

That’s the sweet delicious beauty of 2016’s GOP party. You have to be a fucking reality show train wreck to win the nomination but a moderately reasonable person to win the general. It's kind of great, terrifying, but great.

Let’s remind ourselves that nobody running for President is a normal human being, or indeed anything less that a full-blown narcissist and megalomaniac. It’s essentially in the fucking job description.

I clicked the link. It didn’t help. Old

Right when I thought it was makeup I thought that while wildly imma propitiate it was at least an impressive talent involved.

My thought exactly! Who says “These tribal women are beautiful, let’s raise awareness about them by erasing them and replacing their faces with a white woman”. Does she get the irony? Is she that blank?

Done. Now what? Still offended.

They are! WHY NOT JUST POST THOSE. The women in the original portraits are all absolutely gorgeous.

Seriously. If I were being deposed about a subject for which I didn’t “have any personal, first-hand knowledge,” I would just sit there and go, “I don’t know.”