He could have went up there and word for word recited the 'Sky Cake' bit that Patton Oswalt did, while holding a bible and I think people would have still bought it.

More fools them. I can’t imagine someone who is more obviously a fucking atheist than Trump. Can you imagine him willingly believing in a being more powerful than him?

Because it’s really not about the religion. It’s about the sexism, racism, homophobia, and hate for the poor. The religion is just an excuse to express those things.

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I love that someone clearly told him he needed to appeal to evangelicals in Iowa so his solution was to hold up a bible and say “the evangelicals, ok?”

It stretches your muscles mechanically, allowing your intercostal muscles to have less tension and your ribcage to have greater expansion. It doesn’t “fix” infections, it just helps oxygen and blood get to places that get constricted when people catch colds. Massages press; cups pull.

I’M FEELING MY FEELING 2 RIGHT NOW LET ME HAVE MY FEELING 2.

Could be worse though. She could be Adam Driver. Holy Hell, now there are some nasty online debates over his looks.

It actually is. Been around for hundreds (thousands?) of years. I’ve done it for my parents when they are unwell or very sore. Not painful at all. Just feels a bit weird at first when you aren’t used to it.

cupping is very good when you have upper respiratory infection and for muscle relaxation.

1. Carrie Fisher is fucking awesome and people need to stop hurting her and her 3 feelings.

This is a great response. Fat-shaming is only a weapon as long as it does make you ashamed.

If a scandal erupts around him, it better be the world discovering that he is actually a wizard.

Always get a kick out of the un-PC crowd constantly getting oppressed to the front page.

It’s amazing how they never see the correlation. “I’m oppressed because none of these stuck-up feminazi bitches will fuck me! And Jennifer Lawrence is a fat, ugly whore who I wouldn’t fuck with someone else’s dick!”

Whenever I try some on I’m like “Why do I look like the Joker with liver failure and a mustache?”

I’m thinking maybe that was someones twisted up misunderstanding or something of the studies that show that some people who over eat (which is not the same thing as people who are fat although there is overlap) are lacking in the hormone (leptin) that gives your brain a sense of satiety. Or I may just be giving them…

It makes me wonder what they’re like to their friends, to their families, to their coworkers. If they met me at a party, would they laugh in my face?

Hey Editorial, can we edit that “freelance” part out of her bio and get her a job around these parts?

You know, it’s moments like these that make me happy I have been fat my whole life. I look pretty much the same as when I was in high school—I had gained about 25 pounds between 17 and 40, and now I am back around my high school weight. All the jerks, assholes, and bitches who mocked and shamed me, I couldn’t even…