That’s a sweet story, and my main takeaway is that a comedian at a goddamn RENAISSANCE FAIR was making rape jokes?! I mean, they’re never funny and they’d be inappropriate in any setting, but every dorky ren faire I’ve ever been to was a pretty family-oriented affair. Holy cow!

Yeah. :/

I secretly feel that way, too, but I have been too sheepish to admit it in public.

I don’t think it’s so much that Italian-Americans were oppressed as that working-class urban Catholics traditionally vote Democrat, and outreach to that segment helped produce so-called “Reagan Democrats.”

Exactly. It means the sender understands that when a complete thought ends, you punctuate that fucker. Period, exclamation point, or question mark, you put something there to tell people: Hey, people. I’m done with that thought. Here’s another thought for you. If you’re reading out loud, the little dots are a good…

hey u guyz im so sincere

Maybe I grew up in a weird, liberal bubble, but I don’t remember it that way at all. I had a crap ton of Star Wars merch, including hundreds of action figures. I always thought of Star Wars stuff as being genderless, like Legos...

@khloekardashian You finally admitting you’re a big nasty man?

Side note, $30 for a fucking pie that costs maybe $5 to make is a goddamn travesty.

I saw ‘Scalia’ trending on Twitter and was hoping it was because he had died.

So to be clear, that “lesser schools” thing is Scalia shitting on HBCUs, right?

The idea of President Trump interacting with other world leaders is nauseating. What’s so weird is that he literally has no platform. He has absolutely nothing except overblown, ridiculously bigoted statements. What the fuck would he even DO in office? Why are people so infatuated with someone whose policy ideas are…

Rage feels like power.

I am very sorry for those whose income relys on snowfall, but after last winter if I never see another flake I will be a happy woman.

I live in Toronto and I can’t even remember the last time we had a white Christmas. 20 years ago? Any snow that comes now will not stay.

I used to make an excellent scratch pie dough — got the recipe from mom of course. But scratch pie dough went the way of the dinosaur when Pillsbury came out with theirs. It’s so close to scratch, the extra effort of making scratch isn’t worth it. My mom and my mother-in-law, who were both farm girls, also jumped ship…

Another thing, while we’re ruining this for everyone, is that you get a body like that by working out at a gym all day and eating nothing but chicken breasts and egg whites. If you forage for food and build strength by swinging in trees and just surviving in the jungle, you’d probably look more like a lumberjack or a…

Pumpkin pie is the easiest fucking pie on the planet to make, so I could give Khloe that one.

Is there anyway to sign up for a Kardashian free Jezebel? Like when you pay for Spotify or Hulu so you don’t have to deal with the commercials?

Yeah I’m calling shenanigans on the Kim is livid at Kristin’s missing brother story.