They really do not.

He even held back and still smoked em.

Don’t worry. He just picked up some more charges.

She didn’t lose custody of her son. The Court granted joint custody to both parents which is the default. 

Do Zingers include drone hits of innocent children?

If he had said the guy had a loathsome disease it would have risen to the level. Have to say I never really understood that one...but it is per se.

As declared by a racially aggrieved Jezebel writer....how else? 

“Good that it could help minorities but are white people going to be able to appeal their convictions if their Jury happens to be partly or predominantly people of color? “.....I’m pretty sure it has to go both ways on this one.  

I agree that they mean something to the people making money off of them...which is pretty similar to any other business. But the fact that the story of an awards show flub has dominated a news cycle is absolutely absurd.

Worth millions of dollars in advertising for the movies involved should not equal death threats.

It is a stupid fucking awards show

Buddy Rich

Toy Story 2 also got 100 on rotten tomatoes. Saving Private Ryan only got a 97. Seems legit

I miss him doing the Daily Show and Sportscenter

Fuck You

That may actually carry the ticket

“*there are possibly 10-20,000 normal people in the middle of the country”....attitudes like that is why he won. 

Thank you for your service and your perspective.

“I hate the world we live in.”....this seems to be your general focus in life. You must be so much fun at parties.