Appealing? No.

my beuty routine:

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

The only article that I want to see on Lifehacker about the lottery is “Life Hack: Save Money by Not Ever Buying Lottery Tickets”

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

Greetings in advance to the Fixer Upper fans who do not usually read Jezebel.com! Let me save you some time: Do not bother emailing me about my potty mouth because I have no intention of cleaning it up. 

Excited to see how sliding barn doors and shiplap enhance the castle-ness!

Yeah, so Sanders has perhaps the largest proportion of PoC voter support out of any 2020 candidate, but sure, go ahead and erase them because they don’t share your centrist positions

Literally one of the biggest stories of the 2018 midterms was AoC, who went out to campaign with Sanders, who will most likely endorse…

Fuck that smirking little maggot-ass whiteboy.

Waiting until you can “properly” dispose of your stuff can lead to it still taking up space (physical and psychic) in your home. This is particularly the case if, like me, you are in an apartment and don’t have a car. Trotting stuff round to various consignment shops, warehousing items to be sold on eBay — it gets…

No one tipped that kick, Parkey stepped in too close with his plant foot which caused him to swipe across with his kicking leg instead of following straight through towards his target.

You’re an idiot.  Everyone outside of you knew Clemson was going to win the ballgame.  Wilkins sacrificed millions by returning for his senior season, playing in his last home game, and had the gall to celebrate an achievement. Yet his sanctimonious prick of a coach of course makes it about himself (like he tends to…

F

says the guy typing on the AV Club

Hehe, I can tell you’ve used a customer car to go grab lunch for the shop. Personally, I almost got t-boned at an intersection by a mechanic driving our truck, before service had been done. I called the shop while driving behind my own truck. I asked if my vehicle was there. Made them go look, said, could you verify…

Ah yes, that classic pro-union stance of “consider the boss!”

She’s like the original AHCA