You actually took the time to make that tired response?

Sometimes it’s the little things in life. Like when your about to read an article about Marvel movies and than in the first sentence the writer says that they have “bad CGI” and you instantly know you don’t have to bother reading it because your brain simply is not going to connect with this person. So refreshing…

Yeah, and cutting your head off because you have a flu is a solution also.

He should just fuck off.

“bad CGI”

I have never successfully sat through an Avengers movie, most likely because my tolerance for superheroes and bad CGI

Who is this article for? How did you convince someone to pay you to write this?

If you believe that humans should be killed to save the environment, you should start with yourself. If you don’t want to do it, then shut the fuck up with the idea.

Good, he’s a villain! He’s not supposed to be right, he’s a big, strong idiot.

Thinking the world is overpopulated and we need to arbitrarily kill half the population for “reasons” is Malthusian nonsense and the wet dream of ever 15 year old Libertarian. Same classist nonsense as people who love Idiocracy because they believe pseudo-eugenics and that poor people are poor because they are dumb…

Put your boner away, all his hardwork will be undone next movie. 

Why do you assume his penis is either tiny or enormous? Is it because he’s a sociopath? I’m curious here, because I’ve come across a number of guys who were widely known to be at either end of the size spectrum, and there was nothing wrong with their personalities.

Well after they lost Fernandez what were they supposed to do, keep their young core of future MVP’s and perennial all-stars while trying to find pitching via trades and free agency like a bunch of morons?

Dee Gordon, Giancarlo Stanton, Cristian Yelich, Marcel Ozuna, JT Realmuto

I thought the initial point of contact was the jaw and I was really surprised that the dude wasn’t checked for a concussion.  It looked absolutely brutal.

What an unlikable team.

At some point shouldn’t we just realize that the Embiid stuff really isn’t kayfabe and he’s actually kind of a dickhead?

Football stops at the end of the play. Baseball stops at the end of the play. So, this was literally incorrect.

It is important however, to have the right evidence when threatening suit and/or engaging in extortion. 

At that point, I think remembering to turn off your GoPro is probably the least important thing on your mind.